can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The power of my boobs compel you
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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