That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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