I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
