Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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