At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
