I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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