There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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