grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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