we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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