What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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