I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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