I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My vagina is officially offended.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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