i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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