it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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