You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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