your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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