Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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