even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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