My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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