the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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