I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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