The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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