Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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