after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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