Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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