my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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