White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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