Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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