Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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