It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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