"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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