Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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