i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
