real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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