it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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