I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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