Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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