So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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