I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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