hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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