I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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