Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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