So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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