My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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