You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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