Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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