I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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