i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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