Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
