don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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