she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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