Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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