I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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