it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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