we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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