sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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