thus making me awesome and them whores
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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