my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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